She Was Told She Could Touch The Stars, So She Did

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
night-will-fall
punkasslouis

I just watched a kid break down in the bookstore because his books for the semester totaled $600 and that’s the american university system in a nutshell

ittybittylittleworld

I was on the verge of tears when I got to the cashier so yeah, that’s messed up

nihilisme

Go here and just, don’t waste any more money okay?

angelicsongx

YES. I FOUND THE THING, IF ANYONE DOESN’T HAVE MONEY FOR COLLEGE TEXT BOOKS LIKE ME, THEN GO HERE OKAY?

fall-out-boy-imagines-and-stuff

reblogging to remember and help for u guys

anersatzelevator
queer-cheer:
“ catrad0rable:
“ lady-dainty:
“ wroughtornot:
“this “bon appetit” meme has turned into some sort of bizarre telephone game where each incarnation sounds more and more different than the original. in what way does “bon appetit” sound...
wroughtornot

this “bon appetit” meme has turned into some sort of bizarre telephone game where each incarnation sounds more and more different than the original. in what way does “bon appetit” sound like “osteoporosis”

lady-dainty

i don’t know but it’s cracking me up every time i even think about it

catrad0rable

bon appetit -> bone apple teeth -> bone ??? ??? -> osteoporosis

queer-cheer

image

this has layers, man

canthinkofaurl-deactivated20221
irregularcollapse

i was hemming some pants, and i said to my dad “i’m so slow at this,” and he said “well do you do it every day?”

obviously the answer was “no,” so he then said, “well how can you expect to be perfect at it?” giving me the kind of clarity i’ve only ever gotten in therapy.

irregularcollapse

i’m reviving my sourdough starter after a long time of ignoring it, and it only has a couple of small bubbles today, so i said “hmm we won’t be having bread this week!” and my dad replied “well how long would it take you to come back to life?” and that’s not so much therapy as a philosophical statement but it made me laugh regardless

anersatzelevator
stewartofgondorboromir

One of my absolute favourite things about Viggo Mortensen is how when he’s in an interview or public event he’s always very composed and soft spoken. He takes his time when he talks and thinks about what he’s saying, his intelligence shines through and it’s obvious that he’s very cultured and smart and all. He’s described as a renaissance man and just very reminiscent of an old school Hollywood actor (gentlemanly, suave…)

But that whole image does a complete 180 when you start listening to other people talk about him like, there’s Sean Bean talking about how Viggo would randomly rugby tackle him out of nowhere, Karl Urban going off about how Viggo prank called him and his manager at 2am and causing a havoc, Billy Boyd being spontaneously tongue fucked by him, Viggo headbutting everyone hard as a form of greeting right after being affectionate, him picking up and pretending to throw the scale doubles over cliffs as a joke, waving his sword around in the streets of Wellington and getting the cops called on him, the list goes on…

And here’s the thing: not only are those just the beginning of his antics, those are just the beginning of his antics on the Lord of the Rings set alone. It’s not even taking into account all of his offset shenanigans.

TL;DR: Viggo Mortensen is peak feral energy and I fucking love him for that